"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

09 Aug
  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
09 Aug
  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
08 Aug

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
22 Jul

scales-and-fangs:

Green Tree Python (Morelia viridis) & White’s Tree Frog (Litoria caerulea)

12 Jul
I’ve spent my entire life making everyone else happy, that I’ve become a complete stranger to what makes me smile..

(AE)

12 Jul Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby

11 Jul basedshorty:


my realization during sophomore year of high school

basedshorty:

my realization during sophomore year of high school

30 Jun

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(Source: vinebox)

29 Jun

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

22 Jun